| No More No More |
[Dec. 21st, 2009|12:43 pm] |
For the last twenty minutes, this guy has been dancing maniacally to Aerosmith's "Toys In the Attic" album, "Uncle Salty" and all. Right now he's on "No More No More," but I'm guessing he's saving most of his energy for "Sweet Emotion."



A new camera is #1 on my XMas list. These assholes need to be captured with more crystal clarity, even when they're in mid-twirl. |
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| Getting my unemployed ducks in a row |
[Dec. 17th, 2009|06:09 pm] |
It's been raining a lot. Today I got back in touch with a couple temp agencies, then plodded through the mist to Adult & Family Services to re-apply for foodstamps. Of all the people filling out benefits forms there, only one was a transvestite. I couldn't believe it. Whatever happened to keeping Portland WEIRD, man? Hey, here's a poll.
Poll #1500426
Open to: All, detailed results viewable to: All, participants: 13Which of these irritatingly Portlandy holiday ads from the Mercury is more irritatingly Portlandy?
There's other stuffs going on too, but I don't feel like writing about it yet. |
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| LiveJournal Major Notes: My Stats, My Guests, Holiday promotion, Yandex search, Whitelisting! |
[Dec. 16th, 2009|05:07 pm] |

Get to know My Guests. Want to know who's checking you out? You can now view the 100 most recent, logged-in users who visited your journal during the past 30-day period with My Guests. For those who prefer to fly under the radar, you can update your My Guests privacy setting here.
Introducing My Stats. If you have a Paid or Permanent account, you can now see detailed reports on how many people are visiting your journal, friends pages, and entries (wherever they're posted on LiveJournal). You can also view data on comments and RSS requests. My Stats is only available to Paid and Permanent account holders, but you can upgrade anytime. (FYI, an annual subscription costs less than a large pizza with everything on it, PLUS it's rumored to make you lose weight in your sleep!) For additional details on this feature, read this article in paidmembers.

Get ready to check your vital statistics!. To begin, mouse over Journal in the upper nav bar and select My Stats from the dropdown menu (Horizon) or select My Stats under Journal in the side bar (Vertigo). If you're using another design scheme, you can visit My Stats directly. You'll find My Guests on the My Stats tool bar.
Happy holiday promotion!We're delighted to tell you about our holiday coupons, which will help you share the love with your LiveJournal friends! If you have a Paid or Permanent account, you can send up to 10 LiveJournal Basic/Plus users a $10 coupon for an annual paid subscription now through January 15th, 2010. Recipients can upgrade for $9.95 (instead of $19.95) for one year by enrolling in our automatic payment plan or make a manual payment of $15 (instead of $25). Please note that these coupons are not transferable and cannot be used to renew existing paid accounts. If you're a Paid/Permanent user, you can send out your holiday coupons now!
Tweaks and Enhancements- The search is on: We've replaced our default search tool with one from Yandex, a leader in search engine technology. This means you'll get smarter, more granular results! To get started, enter your search terms and click the Go button to the left of the Find box on the upper right of the LiveJournal header. This will take you to the search landing page where you can further refine by Entries, Comments, People & communities, and FAQs. You can also access the search page directly.
- Whitelisting: We've released a new option to help you moderate your busy communities more efficiently. If an entry contains a link to a whitelisted (i.e., trusted) site, it will be posted automatically without need for moderator approval. If a post contains a link that is not on the whitelist, you'll be prompted to approve. To access this option, please visit settings for any community you maintain and select the third option in the Community Moderation box (located in the lower left-hand corner). Click the enable link to custom-edit your community's whitelist, which has been prepopulated with trusted domains. You can manually add or delete URLs in the text box. Please note: If you're the maintainer of an unmoderated community, you may see the radio button for this setting checked, even though it's not active. This is a known issue. Please select whichever option you prefer and click Save Changes at the bottom of the page. If you're happy with your current settings, then no need to do anything!
- TMI, dude: We've added some fun FREE sponsored vgifts! You can send up to 50 TMI vgifts to mutual friends (btw, you cannot send free vgifts to communities). If you're a Paid/Permanent user and you want to view sponsored gifts, click Show sponsored gifts on your homepage or visit the sponsored gift page. These vgifts will only be available through Wednesday, December 23rd.

You can view more awesome user content after the jump! ( Read more... )
Curtains
Thanks, again, for joining us. Until next time, stay snug! |
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| Andy Williams & the NBC Kids Search For Santa |
[Dec. 16th, 2009|12:02 pm] |
Bad music is one thing, but bad Christmas music truly is piped 24-7 into hell. The Cartoonist challenged me to make the world's most annoying Christmas mix, and in return, she would draw the cover for it. Here's the grating final result, available for download and sheer office-party torture!

1. C3PO: Christmas In the Stars 2. New Kids on the Block: Funky, Funky Christmas 3. Paul McCartney: Wonderful Christmastime 4. Little Cindy: Happy Birthday Jesus 5. Bob Dylan: Hark the Herald Angels Sing 6. Rosie O'Donnell & Elmo: Do You Hear What I Hear? 7. Crappily Synthesized Barking Dogs: Jingle Bells 8. Buster Poindexter: Zat You, Santa Claus? 9. Mannheim Steamroller: Deck the Halls 10. John Denver: Please Daddy, Don't Get Drunk This Christmas 11. AKIM & the Teddy Vann Production Company: Santa Claus Is A Black Man 12. Twisted Sister: O Come All Ye Faithful 13. The Little Stinkers: I Farted On Santa's Lap (Now Christmas Is Gonna Stink) 14. Star Wars Christmas Album: What Do You Get A Wookiee For Christmas (When He Already Owns A Comb) 15. Wilson Phillips: Hey Santa 16. Jeff Dunham & Achmed the Dead Terrorist: Jingle Bombs 17. Miley Cyrus: Rockin' Around the Christmas Tree 18. No Doubt: Oi! to the World 19. Mojo Nixon: Boogie Woogie Santa Claus 20. Eve 6: Noel! Noel! 21. NewSong: Christmas Shoes 22. James Brown: Santa Claus Go Straight to the Ghetto 23. Band Aid: Do They Know It's Christmas 24. Wham!: Last Christmas (I Gave You My Heart)
DOWNLOAD "IT'S A TERRIBLE CHRISTMAS" HERE, IF YOU DARE. |
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| LiveJournal Major Notes: Notification fix, Snowflake cookie avalanche, LJLimerick, holiday vgifts! |
[Dec. 10th, 2009|02:49 pm] |

Tweaks and enhancements- As a number of you reported, a service interruption impaired sending and receiving notifications for a couple of days. This was due to an avalanche of snowflake cookies. We've removed the free snowflake cookie and unclogged the pipeline. Timely notifications should resume shortly. Please note that there's a backlog in our queues, so you'll be getting earlier notifications first. For more details, check out this post at
lj_maintenance. - In anticipation of the new year, we've embarked on a self-improvement kick to boost our backend (pun semi-intended). This will allow us to offer you a holiday promotion in the next few weeks (yes, we're listening and working very hard to make it happen). We sincerely appreciate your continued patience and support.
Holiday vgifts are here!

We've added some fantastic new vgifts to help you spread holiday cheer. We also hope you'll honor AIDS Awareness Month by purchasing virtual red ribbons. Priced at $2.99, we'll donate 100 percent of gross proceeds to IAVI.org (the International AIDS Vaccine Initiative) to support the development and global distribution of an affordable HIV vaccine.
Introducing: LJLimericksWe cordially here do invite you
To craft a fine limerick. Might you?
Each week, a new theme,
Then a poll, that's our dream
Winner posted on news to delight you!
In honor of all the brilliant writers on LiveJournal, we've created a brand new community: ljlimericks! Each week, we'll enter a handful of limericks into a poll (which we'll tuck snugly under an LJ-Cut). The winning poem will be published in the following newsletter. In addition, the author will receive a virtual blue ribbon! If you have the time, come drop us a rhyme. Please keep the "Nantucket" stuff on the downlow, since this is a youth-friendly community. Our first prompt is: Insomnia in winter.
Photos of the weekWe're back with more incredible images from our global photography community. Congratulations to sempre_marseeya, who has been awarded a virtual blue ribbon as the winner of our second lj_photophile poll.

We hate to squelch your creativity, but, as a courtesy to other users, please post only one photo at a time and keep the main photo no larger than 350x350 (so images display properly via mobile and on friends pages). You can link to a larger image and/or post photos under a cut. Just so you know, we select photos for the poll blindly, based on user comments and staff feedback. Please continue to vote, comment, and, of course, enjoy. You can check out the week in pictures and view more awesome user content after the jump!( Read more... )
Curtains
Thanks, again, for joining us. Stay warm and safe out there! |
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