Jon Levin ([info]jonlevin) wrote,
@ 2006-12-27 13:49:00
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Current location:petra's place
Current mood:frisky, slightly nauseated
Current music:Devendra Banhart warbling about something or other

Eww... gross.
I just tasted some cat food. It didn't smell as bad as most wet canned cat food, so I got curious. Much like cats are said to be. Perhaps I was a cat in a past life! Ah, but curiosity is also said to kill the cats, and I should have thought of that before I put the fork in my mouth (there was only a tiny bit on the fork, but still). Cats at least have nine lives, but I might never be able to erase the memory of how utterly revolting this experience was. The fact that Petra's two cats go absolutely apeshit over the stuff doesn't necessarily make me think any less of them for having such bad taste, but it does speak to differences between our species which we simply may not be able to overcome, past life notwithstanding. I guess I shouldn't try to have sex with the cats anymore either.



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(Anonymous)
2006-12-29 08:02 pm UTC (link)
i guess now you should nibble on a new york rat.
just to compare.

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